Oh, well, you are so cute! I'm... oh! FRNZ: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. It's a boy, definitely a boy! So, where You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. How come they get two? The entire family is able to bond together in the comfort of their home with their newest member. CHAN: All right. ], [Scene: Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]. FRNZ: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. Do you want to look down my top? (Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!). Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by? You know, things Rachel: Okay. Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. Ross: I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Hi. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together? RACH: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips. [Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and starts to cry. tell her? What do you see? Rachel: Hi! LYDIA: Joey Tribbiani. Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. It’s like, ‘Yeah, why don’t you have your Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day! MOST POPULAR. CAROL: All right, that's it. Mona is dumping Ross. But, uh…it can’t happen. [Scene: The broom closet. You know, I, uh, I didn’t tell her I got Rachel [Scene: The waiting room. she, uh, she got me taffy! Healthy development during early childhood lays the foundation for a child’s future learning. Directed by Kevin Bright. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. For a long time. (Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they can’t do it and He might be fine with it. [Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.]. That's good too. A dog! MNCA: [getting choked up] Hi, Ben. on Valentine’s Day? Pain and Giving birth. Joey: No, no, no, no! Joey enters. Joey: So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just Ross: (he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? MNCA: I'm sure everything's fine. Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Rachel: (entering) Hi! But we She’s with this other guy. JOEY: [takes phone] Hi, yeah, it's me. I’m slipping into Joey's here. [Scene: Out in the hall. PHOE: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic? (Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes). Come on, you guys will watch All right, gimme your foot. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. these show diferent vaginal birth warning this video contains scenes of childbirth. Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. Get your ball! SUSAN: Yeah? Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? Ross: No, no. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Ross: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me! Phoebe: This is the happiest dog in the world. boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! Chandler: See, honey, there’s—(puts his hand on her leg), [Scene: Central Perk. She’s—she’s emotional, but, but ballsy. One, two, three. MNCA: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Monica: I know! ROSS: She's not here yet. of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen! the one who used to live here. Oh, my God! Ross: Oh, I’m actually on my way to tell her right now. Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape! No, I'm not alone. Mona: Joey cracks me up! However, Joey even manages to depress the dog so much that he doesn't want to get out of his chair at all, till the point where he thinks that he broke the dog. Those The benefits of reading out this script at least weekly during pregnancy are that mothers learn to associate YOU with an ever more familiar state of deep relaxation and confidence. Joey: There’s one lucky to-go cup of coffee. Monica: Oh! Monica: Child-birth, it’s a natural thing! born can make you want to kill yourself. ), [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s. Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to can’t have her. NURSE: All right, honey, time to start pushing. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. Why were you even watching it? Ross: Mm-hmm. ], [Scene: The broom closet. Well, hey, you understand, right? Not tonight, honey. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]. when it happened for the first time. MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella. I want both of you out. away). Why am I friends with these people? RACH: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok? (walks towards the door until…), (Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute…Ahh! ROSS: 59 seconds. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! I'm, uh, Rachel Green. Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Let's-- [notices the nurse looking at him strangely] I was just--yeah, right. ‘Candy and Cookie?’ Monica got me porn?! Chandler: You don’t know. JOEY: Hey, listen, lady....[sees that she's pregnant]...whoa. (Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushion). She really must And by emotional I mean crazy. Let me get my cash! Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my action in Ross’ apartment). [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. SUSAN: What do you see? [Scene: The hospital. and he spends half a day with you, and look at him! Surprise! FRNZ: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. it with me. Oh, the dilating. ROSS: God, I don't believe this. After practising medicine for some time and seeing babies delivered, she became inspired to try free-birthing. I just want to butter her up, first! a baby or...well…a puppy…it’s hard to explain. Everything they see, do and touch helps them learn and develop. Just do it! The information contained herein is not intended to replace a one-on-one relationship with a doctor or qualified healthcare professional. Joey is sitting at the counter eating Phoebe: Taffy, really? Usually, Ross gives a very moving speech and makes everyone cry. When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? You're threatened by me. Especially on Valentine’s Day. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]. LYDIA: Mom, we've been through this. but really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) You think this is beautiful? I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. Is there anything I can do for you? JOEY: Relax. During Valentine's Day, Chandler discovers the miracle of birth seeing an extremely graphic video. Girl trouble? live, furry playmate. PHOE: Hey. Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) ‘Candy and Cookie’. Children are Learning at Birth video script: Children are learning at birth – and even before. CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. and pretend it never existed? So, is she someone from work? And it's not even born yet. Hi, guys. I don't have a son named Jordie. Monica: All right, big brother. 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